Acme Fantasy Football

Jay Clemons write a pretty entertaining column for SI.com. And like most fantasy guru's or experts or whatever you want to call them, you never agree with all of what they say. Jay writes before the weekend games on guys who are a lock for good performances. Here is this week's column and my comments:

QB Locks For 275 Yards and/or 3 TDs
1. David Garrard vs. Kansas City - I am not a believer in David Garrard, just ask my opponent last week who banked on Garrard above Matt Schaub and got burned.
2. Aaron Rodgers @ Tampa Bay - Rodgers should post a strong game against the helpless Bucs
3. Peyton Manning vs. Houston - Yeah, Manning just keeps rolling
4. Drew Brees vs. Carolina - This is another good bet, Brees keeps rolling
5. Matt Hasselbeck vs. Detroit - I picked up Hasselbeck and am starting him against the week Lion's D
6. Donovan McNabb vs. Dallas - I don't know about this one, a nice game, perhaps, but not outstanding, unless the Boy's defense lays down

RB Locks -- 120 Total Yards and/or 2 TDs
1. Michael Turner vs. Washington - Turner has started the season slowly, but has been coming on recently
2. Maurice Jones-Drew vs. Kansas City - double this and it might still be a lock
3. Brandon Jacobs vs. San Diego - will Jacobs start to roll? Some say so, I see this as a 50/50 shot
4. Ryan Grant @ Tampa Bay - If the line can block, Grant should make this a reality
5. Frank Gore vs. Tennessee - Gore should roll against Tennessee
6. Ronnie Brown @ New England - New England is ready for Brown and the Wildcat, not a chance
7. Joseph Addai vs. Houston - I think Manning will throw all day, but I don't think Addai will shine
8. Matt Forte vs. Arizona - He had good success against the Browns, one can hope against the Cards
9. DeAngelo Williams @ New Orleans - Carolina will be behind in this game, too far behind to run much
10. Chris Johnson @ San Francisco - Johnson has had extremely great games, but the 49'er D is good against the run
11. Julius Jones vs. Detroit - I am not a Jones fan, but Detroit's D stinks

WR Locks -- 110 Total Yards and/or 1 TD
1. Mike Sims-Walker vs. Kansas City - I am no Garrard fan, but he stands a chance here
2. Donald Driver @ Tampa Bay (assuming he plays) - I will put my money on the emerging Jennings this week
3. Antonio Bryant vs. Green Bay - Nope, not gonna happen, unless it is in garbage time
4. Reggie Wayne vs. Houston - Lock it in
5. Randy Moss vs. Miami - again, lock it in
6. Andre Johnson @ Indianapolis - If Schaub has time, bank it
7. Jeremy Maclin vs. Dallas - I don't know about this one, I won't hold my breath
8. Michael Crabtree vs. Tennessee - I could see this one happening, Crabtree will be a hot pick up next week
9. Santonio Holmes @ Denver - Nope, Denver is strong against the pass and Champ Bailey will man up
10. Marques Colston vs. Carolina - Bank it
11. Chad Ochocinco vs. Baltimore - Baltimore showed pride against Denver, and I think they will shut down the Bengals in an important divisional game
12. Deion Branch vs. Detroit - I am going with TJ for the numbers this week

Today's Hottie: Ashley Skiver